Psalm 23: The Reading Aloud Mom Version

This is how Psalm 23 goes when you’re reading to a 3 year old, a 1 year old, and a 3 month old:   The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not want, If you get ketchup on my Bible I’ll be upset. Jennifer GreenbergShe’s a Texan stay-at-home mom of three who listens to heavy metal and likes black licorice. …

Excerpts From A Pregnancy Nature Documentary: Part I

*The following post is to be read in your best British nature documentary narrator voice.* Jennifer GreenbergShe’s a Texan stay-at-home mom of three who listens to heavy metal and likes black licorice. She’s baking, piano-playing poet who loves fantasy literature, Star Trek, and will slay you at Scrabble. But even as she’s changing diapers, sweeping up Cheerios, and cleaning peanut …

The Lorica of Saint Mommy of Sick Children

Yeah. So, we’ve had a stomach virus here for about the past week, and today it culminated in one of the most craptastic days in my three year career so far as a mother. Bad things have been happening. Bad, bad things. Jennifer GreenbergShe’s a Texan stay-at-home mom of three who listens to heavy metal and likes black licorice. She’s …